It may sound odd to some but living Tala (our company name) was indeed a wonderful experience. We may experience in a day with a B^^l^s^t from our boss and another day calling us "faggots". Nevertheless, we survive. Not because we love the company dearly (love your job, but not your company eh?) but because of the friendship we shared with people. Friends whom you consider true and worth keeping. Some may say you rarely find friends in the work place. But to us, it's the other way around. So here are some tips to survive in a stressful work environment:
- Pretend as if you hear nothing when your boss shouts at you.
- When he says you're fired, be courteous say "Thank You".
- When are really pissed and don't have the heart to work...Do Skype Conference with your trusted friends...so it will still look like your doing your work...(weeeee i'm guilty..
- Get a gun and shoot him to dead (by W. Podot)
- When you're boss is an ALIEN study the law on deportation.
- When he is in his momentum of shouting, just let him. And once he's done, tell him " Are you finish idiot?"
- If he says that your work is like a high school graduate's work, tell him that at least, i got myself educated.
- When he calls you, answer him " Ang naay tuyo maoy moduol "
- When he says, " That's unprofessional!!", answer?, " Are you talking to yourself?"
- If somebody's looking for you asking for payment of your boss' bill just say...i am in "INVISIBLE MODE"
- When in a meeting and tells you, " You're completely idiot!!", say to him, " Just like you, honey! We are compatible!!
- When he tells you, " Do you understand English?" your answer is , " I have submitted my resignation already."
The above items maybe intended for laughs...but it's quite true sometimes. Just put a laugh over a thing you can't control. Should there be a need to change Go for it! But on top of this all pray for your boss. He may not turn out the boss you want him to be but at least you've done him that favor. It may still count in the future. :)
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5 comments:
indeed.. nice tips!!i'l try to live with those applicable to me vang... vang vang vang tarat tarat.. ttseg tseg
I'll forward this to Even. wahahhh! I bet you enjoyed your work there coz you keep on surfing the net! wahhhhh
"I'll forward this to Even." never mind forwarding...hehehe...he knows about it already...i can send him the links if he wants...
to jessica...ening ha ur learning...
one more thing A wise men says: You better drive a taxi, coz you're all loser.... yah! right WATEVER>>>>yaya!"NIve" "Evin"1:18:1
TALA guys til we me.....again...cheeseburger naman dyan!
bang i will send the link to evin tomorrow thru skype, i'll make sure that he reads every detail,
another thing, there are lots of words that u forgot to include, some of those are "where is your fucking brain, get cracking,you fucked it off and et al"
also, why dont you make 1 for debbie like the thing on "come on guys whack it on and more pa like she will shout to make sure everybody hears her and the legs, wag na wag mong kalilimutan" hmmmm, most of the people in tala are crazy, maapil ang uban kacrazy
seriously, if you are a part of or became a part of Tala you will certainly understand what is this all about, working with Tala is not easy at all, i could say the most complex employer i had, nevertheless i dont regret being a part of it, coz it was 1 of the best things that ever happened to me; thanks to EJO anyway, right bang?
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